There are some special traditions which we've all grown accustomed to dealing with every Halloween. Everyone looks forward to children looking for candy, adults losing their dignity in ridiculous costumes and yet another terrible Saw sequel being released. Carving pumpkins is another pointless tradition that people tend to waste their time with every October. Our forum goons are no strangers to wasting time, and they've been diligently slaving away in their parents' basements, or "workshops", to create a whole new batch of unique jack-o-lanterns. Take a look at some of their finest and spookiest works!
AFewBricksShy took this photo of The Knight at night.
Albino Squirrel just performed a Fatality with Sub Zero and is now ready to reap the tasty rewards.
I hope you like nightmares because Bernforever is about to give you a month's worth of them.
As a huge fan of the genres of rape, internet memes and cruel racial stereotyping, I was blown away by this effort from coods.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.