There are some special traditions which we've all grown accustomed to dealing with every Halloween. Everyone looks forward to children looking for candy, adults losing their dignity in ridiculous costumes and yet another terrible Saw sequel being released. Carving pumpkins is another pointless tradition that people tend to waste their time with every October. Our forum goons are no strangers to wasting time, and they've been diligently slaving away in their parents' basements, or "workshops", to create a whole new batch of unique jack-o-lanterns. Take a look at some of their finest and spookiest works!
AFewBricksShy took this photo of The Knight at night.
Albino Squirrel just performed a Fatality with Sub Zero and is now ready to reap the tasty rewards.
I hope you like nightmares because Bernforever is about to give you a month's worth of them.
As a huge fan of the genres of rape, internet memes and cruel racial stereotyping, I was blown away by this effort from coods.
Want to take part in our much-publicized trade in program to swap an old tablet or video game for in-store credit? Great! We just need your license, home phone number, email address, work number, and your fingerprints. We might even take a mugshot of you.
Are you ready to be consistently depressed by how you're throwing your money and life away? Check out Loot Crate's 2015 lineup of upcoming crates!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.