SPOILER WARNING: Penile Warts carved this pumpkin himself.

I really wish that pseudosavior's username started with an L so his contribution could have ended up beside the other Nintendo pumpkins and I would have looked like I put more than ten minutes worth of effort into this article.

qurn just unleashed a Drac Attack all over your face and some of your shoulders too.

Do you think that Rofro has ever used drugs? View the following carvings and judge for yourself!

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