Ishamael knew that the only thing which could make Gollum more frightening was putting him in a Zorro mask.
If you turn your back on this contribution from Loonytoad Quack it will edge slowly towards you...
Miso Beno continues the Nintendo theme as if I intended to group together the pumpkins of a similar nature rather than being a lazy son of a bitch and arranging these images by alphabetical order of creator.
MrSpiffy carved a pumpkin of Eddie Murphy, then dressed it up in lots of different disguises over and over, until it was rotten and stank and no one wanted to see the pumpkin any more unless it went back to its edgier beginnings.
I guess you could say that this effort from PainBreak was "groovy", but then I'd accuse you of being predictable and reaching for the easily attainable caption. Real talented writers such as myself go that extra mile to make the audience feel like they've really learned something when they read articles such as this.
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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