Tricycle_Monkey made this adorable carving of a cute bunny rabbit.
Being a proud British citizen, I haven't seen teeth like the ones on Tube's pumpkin since I last looked in the mirror.
"Operation Goatse Uber Kosh's Pumpkin" was deemed a complete success by all involved in the project.
Velvet Sparrow sent out this final message of anti-White sentiment.
Clearly this article was the most significant thing to happen on November 4th 2008. Thanks to all of forum goons for carving their way into our hearts (not literally), and shame on the individuals who allowed these sick bastards access to sharp instruments. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will take a lighter look at the race riots which are sure to take place all over America in the next 7 days. If you survive them, join me here again next Tuesday.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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