This is JackTripper's second image, and it's so good I'm more than just a little bit jealous.

If you pee on Jellyfish's contribution, it will possibly ruin a good computer.

Here's the other paddle joke I promised you, and this one comes to you from Kill-9.

If Li Wang was ever told to pick on someone his own size, he would have to convince the Ghostbusters to open their containment facility and release Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man for an afternoon.

Mitochondria Eve's contribution should not be viewed by those with a heart condition.

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