Tewratomeh presents to you the third picture of this article with weird multicolor crap in it.
The Human Crouton is my crunchy friend in a liquid broth.
I want to watch YouTube videos of angry people shouting about a Moonwalking bug in Triple20's Madden game.
vandelay industries found the source image for this contribution from Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THIS ISN'T HOW THEY TEACH YOU TO PLAY IN COLLEGE!!!!!
The last contribution comes from Vault Zero, the 6th Planeteer (his element was pepperoni).
Much like a limited edition burger, this week's Comedy Goldmine is being taken off the market. You will need to get your fix of grease and calories from elsewhere. Thanks again to the forum goons for getting their hands dirty with the Atari boxart maker, and specifically SuperMarrio for getting the ball rolling. Next week's Comedy Goldmine will feature some of the finest animated gifs from the Matrix movies that you will ever lay eyes on. You can't afford to miss it next Tuesday!
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.