This week's Phriday looks a little different than the rest, but face it: It's almost 2015 and things are just going to be getting weirder and more unrecognizable from now on, in every future year. Now, not only did SA's resident video-manipulation wizard Everdraed post a bunch of cool videos that, while too large to embed, will rescale to fill your browser window when you click on the descriptions, but also he's put together a few templates to help the SA Goons (and now you, the reader!) create their own videos. Yeah, yeah, "I don't come to Something Awful to make my own Photoshops, what is this Russia?" Don't worry, there's still plenty of pre-assembled content to enjoy, but you can produce your own 'SpliceTubes' (Everdraed's description, patent pending) if you're feeling inspired!
FUCK YOUR YEEEEE well actually that one's alright
And last but not least FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO FUCK IT ALL UP
Can you guys think of anything I missed?
http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=[youtube video id]&ts=[time start in seconds, can be left out]
EDIT: New Splicetube templates!
Can a video not be consumed by the new flesh? Drome it!
Or maybe it ushers in a new era, where fantasy and reality are intermingled in a haze of exquisite violence? Drome it happily!
http://everdraed.net/SA/drome/drome.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]
http://everdraed.net/SA/drome/drome2.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]
Have you ever watched a youtube video that just makes you wanna destroy your monitor? Have you ever destroyed a monitor because of a youtube video? Are you running out of monitors? Well, your troubles are over! Now you can express your displeasure in a satisfying manner, or maybe you just wanna kill your tv! Whatever the reason or target, just smash it away.
http://everdraed.net/SA/smashtv/smashtv.html?v=[youtube video ID]&ts=[time start in seconds]&hit=[time in seconds to drop the hammer]
The hammer drop will default to three seconds, and the timer should always wait for buffering to finish before it begins the hit timer. Sometimes even a single frame of a video is too much to bear, so do whatcha gotta!
All of these will rescale to fit your browser window if you use .swf instead of .html, it's just that simple!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!