Demagogue decided that microwavable chocolate cake was a stupid idea. Microwavable STRAWBERRY CAKE, on the other hand was a stroke of genius.
Replacing cocoa with strawberry milkshake power still makes it look like something removed during surgery.
chachu took things to the next level by creating a rainbow cake in a mug.
This poor soul's last words were "NOBODY MAKE THIS CAKE. I feel like I'm going to die. Stupid cake".
You have done the internet a great service and can now rest in peace, my friend. Go into the light, chachu.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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