Demagogue decided that microwavable chocolate cake was a stupid idea. Microwavable STRAWBERRY CAKE, on the other hand was a stroke of genius.

Replacing cocoa with strawberry milkshake power still makes it look like something removed during surgery.

chachu took things to the next level by creating a rainbow cake in a mug.

This poor soul's last words were "NOBODY MAKE THIS CAKE. I feel like I'm going to die. Stupid cake".

You have done the internet a great service and can now rest in peace, my friend. Go into the light, chachu.

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