Demagogue decided that microwavable chocolate cake was a stupid idea. Microwavable STRAWBERRY CAKE, on the other hand was a stroke of genius.
Replacing cocoa with strawberry milkshake power still makes it look like something removed during surgery.
chachu took things to the next level by creating a rainbow cake in a mug.
This poor soul's last words were "NOBODY MAKE THIS CAKE. I feel like I'm going to die. Stupid cake".
You have done the internet a great service and can now rest in peace, my friend. Go into the light, chachu.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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