Join me, Spokker Jones, on a magical quest to uncover the worst conspiracy and UFO forums on this great land we call the internet!
I hope these killer death guns from outer space are used to annihilate the two posters below.
First Comcast plans to conquer your living room, then the world!
The truth is out there. Possibly inside of "jabb's" mental health record.
I've met "ziggyboy14's" grandmother and let me tell you she is not a very serious woman. She's always making up stories like, "My chest hurts!", "I can't see!", "Please call 911!", "What are you doing?! Stop for God's sakes!"
People like "scmit377" need a swift kick in the ass and the directions to the nearest Wal-Mart so they can get themselves a fucking job.
The second you mention Art Bell and you're not making fun of him or his stupid show you lose all credibility.
Fuck Jessica Lynch! NBC needs to make a movie about "TahoeGhost's" insane friend!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.