Succumbing to Stocholm Syndrome and arguing the merits of cooperation to my fellow hostages.
Sitting with your back to the door in a room full of security monitors.
Sitting in your office running your window glass pane moving business.
Unloading cars from a ramp shaped truck
Fat cop eating condiment covered hotdog.
Repair man working at bottom of open elevator shaft.
pressing the intercom button and asking the secretary to bring in some tea
Being moments away from closing a chain-link gate
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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