Fill 'er up! Slide the incinerator under the bees and....


IGNITION!

Amazingly some bees still survived the first wave.


What should we do next?

The next ingredient is 1.5 quarts of PAINT THINNER.


THERE WERE STILL MORE BEES ON THE SWINGSET. CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS. 2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!


The Aftermath.

Number of allied casualties (er, stings): 0
Number of bees killed: est. 10,000
Number of bee survivors: about 25 or so


When I close my eyes, I see fire...and bees.


Big thanks to Flannel Blob for his insanity, which gave us all a laugh and a half. I guess it should go without saying that you shouldn't try this at home unless you want to appear on America's Funniest Home Videos and even then your face will have melted off so they probably won't show you on screen so you don't scare young children watching. Anyway, the fun with bees doesn't end here. There's more over the page!

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