Mayor Wilkins here with another fun-filled Comedy Goldmine. This week's thread was started by Zoracle Zed, who found an orange and white poster that said "make poverty history." He decided that the poster should be made a little more interesting, and he posted it on the forums. By the time the week was over, the thread was eighteen pages long and was full of enough material to fill two weeks' worth of Goldmines.
So bless you, Zoracle Zed, for making my job a little bit easier. Now I get to slack off this week, since I can do two Goldmines at the same time and just save one for next week. To celebrate this fact, I'm not even going to try to say anything funny here. Instead, I'll just tell you to enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine.
Enjoy this week's Comedy Goldmine - Make Poverty History!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.