I'm sick of covering trivial events every Tuesday. MS Paint Your Grandmother Falling Out Of A Free. The Story Of How I Met A Fat Man In A Grocery Store. I'm a real journalist dammit, and I want the Comedy Goldmine to reflect the serious nature of internet comedy. That's why this week, I'm going to present to you something a little different. The fragrant bunch of Something Awful forum goons have been working for me deep undercover in the automobile industry. They've searched high and low to find the car commercials the manufacturers DIDN'T want you to see. Today, I present to you the truth. It's automobile advertising with a twist. Also some funny Photoshops and several penis jokes!
Fenring was the one responsible for the idea of exposing the dirty secrets of the car industry, so let's all thank him by enjoying his contribution with due respect.
This bundle of fun came straight from the basement of 429cj!
Agent019 is either a British spy of some kind of kitchen sink cleaner capable of using Photoshop.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.