As pointed out in Thallium's story, and probably thanks to bee murderers like Flannel Blob, the bee population is dwindling. Where are all our bees going? Our forum goons were quick on the scene to give us their theories why the days of the bee could be numbered before too long.

The first conspiracy theory nutjob to come along was dlnorton, who offered this explaination for the decrease in bees.


Agent019 joined in the fun with this little piece of heaven (bee heaven).


bitterandtwisted decided to play up on the theory that cellphones are killing our yellow and black friends.


I read in the latest edition of Wired magazine that the following two images come from coffee ninja.


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