PARTY BEAR prays to God every night that John Locke from Lost will be okay and make it home alive.
If you need relationship advice, call Putrid Mom. He's spoken to more than FOURTEEN girls!!
This next contribution was created by random rumpy-pumpy during a ten minute break from designing a Ninja Turtles mod for a popular dating sim.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.