PARTY BEAR prays to God every night that John Locke from Lost will be okay and make it home alive.
If you need relationship advice, call Putrid Mom. He's spoken to more than FOURTEEN girls!!
This next contribution was created by random rumpy-pumpy during a ten minute break from designing a Ninja Turtles mod for a popular dating sim.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.