Enter your birthday as September 6th in NBA Jam and you can play as Shmorky!!
Skylark doesn't "get" newspapers.
Slobs The Burpy claims to have seen Tupac Shakur at a Harry Potter book launch, but he picked up his copy and left before pictorial evidence could be obtained.
Sombrerotron was released early from prison for sexy behavior.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.