This is one of those blank-slate themes where the SA Forum Goons can fill the available space -- in this case, a creationist's notepad -- with anything they desire! Some of them came up with tired meme suggestions that didn't make the cut to be included here; to be fair, though, even the worst submitted texts were better than the real-life words they were replacing! Plus, it's probably not my place to complain about low-effort contributions, given that I'm just reusing this old intro template!
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No Such Thing
Now she is starting to feel it
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Action Yak Police
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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