This is one of those blank-slate themes where the SA Forum Goons can fill the available space -- in this case, a creationist's notepad -- with anything they desire! Some of them came up with tired meme suggestions that didn't make the cut to be included here; to be fair, though, even the worst submitted texts were better than the real-life words they were replacing! Plus, it's probably not my place to complain about low-effort contributions, given that I'm just reusing this old intro template!
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No Such Thing
Now she is starting to feel it
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Action Yak Police
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.