Everyone has embarrassing moments. I had one just a few hours ago, when someone asked what I was doing at work today and I explained how I was sifting through crude drawings of cruder anecdotes, most of which involved the accidental expulsion of fluids or solid waste! Then I suffered additional shame when I considered depicting this person's reaction, realized I lacked the necessary artistic skill and motivation, and resorted to having my co-worker Dave "Shmorky" Kelly do it for me. Let's start this thing before I embarrass myself any further.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.