Everyone has embarrassing moments. I had one just a few hours ago, when someone asked what I was doing at work today and I explained how I was sifting through crude drawings of cruder anecdotes, most of which involved the accidental expulsion of fluids or solid waste! Then I suffered additional shame when I considered depicting this person's reaction, realized I lacked the necessary artistic skill and motivation, and resorted to having my co-worker Dave "Shmorky" Kelly do it for me. Let's start this thing before I embarrass myself any further.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.