Everyone has embarrassing moments. I had one just a few hours ago, when someone asked what I was doing at work today and I explained how I was sifting through crude drawings of cruder anecdotes, most of which involved the accidental expulsion of fluids or solid waste! Then I suffered additional shame when I considered depicting this person's reaction, realized I lacked the necessary artistic skill and motivation, and resorted to having my co-worker Dave "Shmorky" Kelly do it for me. Let's start this thing before I embarrass myself any further.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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