Don't believe the hype. I've driven in Spinach Chew's new car and it's a major disappointment. It handles like a bathtub on wheels. Most likely because he made it by adding wheels to a bathtub.
Last of all, we revisit our old friend the gay-team, and enjoy some more paper-related treats.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.