Don't believe the hype. I've driven in Spinach Chew's new car and it's a major disappointment. It handles like a bathtub on wheels. Most likely because he made it by adding wheels to a bathtub.

Last of all, we revisit our old friend the gay-team, and enjoy some more paper-related treats.

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