The paper trail ends here, because this week's Comedy Goldmine is finished. I owe my life to the forum goons who contributed to today's article, and I want to thank them by buying a huge banana split that we can all share! Next week we will be discussing the big question. God. Does he prefer smooth or chunky peanut butter? We will find out next Tuesday as the Comedy Goldmine returns to its normal timeslot. I hope to see you then!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.