The paper trail ends here, because this week's Comedy Goldmine is finished. I owe my life to the forum goons who contributed to today's article, and I want to thank them by buying a huge banana split that we can all share! Next week we will be discussing the big question. God. Does he prefer smooth or chunky peanut butter? We will find out next Tuesday as the Comedy Goldmine returns to its normal timeslot. I hope to see you then!

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