The paper trail ends here, because this week's Comedy Goldmine is finished. I owe my life to the forum goons who contributed to today's article, and I want to thank them by buying a huge banana split that we can all share! Next week we will be discussing the big question. God. Does he prefer smooth or chunky peanut butter? We will find out next Tuesday as the Comedy Goldmine returns to its normal timeslot. I hope to see you then!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.