The paper trail ends here, because this week's Comedy Goldmine is finished. I owe my life to the forum goons who contributed to today's article, and I want to thank them by buying a huge banana split that we can all share! Next week we will be discussing the big question. God. Does he prefer smooth or chunky peanut butter? We will find out next Tuesday as the Comedy Goldmine returns to its normal timeslot. I hope to see you then!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.