old cars go arooga ran over Schrodinger's cat and didn't feel any remorse.
PenguinBC owns every episode of American Gladiators on DVD, including the lost episode where Nitro proposed to Gold in the middle of Tug-O-War.
punkybird spat on the grave of Jim Davis by drawing this.
If Comic Sans was a girl then Robiben would kiss that lady and marry her in a beautiful ceremony where all the fonts show up except Times New Roman because he's just an ass.
When you read the words robot roll call, you know you're about to embark upon another erotic adventure.
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Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
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