old cars go arooga ran over Schrodinger's cat and didn't feel any remorse.
PenguinBC owns every episode of American Gladiators on DVD, including the lost episode where Nitro proposed to Gold in the middle of Tug-O-War.
punkybird spat on the grave of Jim Davis by drawing this.
If Comic Sans was a girl then Robiben would kiss that lady and marry her in a beautiful ceremony where all the fonts show up except Times New Roman because he's just an ass.
When you read the words robot roll call, you know you're about to embark upon another erotic adventure.
This Week on Something Awful...
Meditations from a Movable Weiner
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Danny DeVito is on the move!
Danny DeVito is crawling from movie to movie! (Sometimes he's naked, so prepare yourself for that.)
Achtung! Cthulhu Adventure: Catch-666 (Part 1)
Zack takes Steve on an adventure into weird World War 2 courtesy of Achtung! Cthulhu.
Realistic Expectations For This Year's Biggest Games
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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