old cars go arooga ran over Schrodinger's cat and didn't feel any remorse.

PenguinBC owns every episode of American Gladiators on DVD, including the lost episode where Nitro proposed to Gold in the middle of Tug-O-War.

punkybird spat on the grave of Jim Davis by drawing this.

If Comic Sans was a girl then Robiben would kiss that lady and marry her in a beautiful ceremony where all the fonts show up except Times New Roman because he's just an ass.

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