"If you're someone who complains about VIDEO GAMES THESE DAYS and how they aren't like they used to be, where 'like they used to be' means some combination of open-ended, difficult, strategic, lots of interesting mechanics, and variable playstyles possible, you owe it to yourself to pick up the new X-Com game!" That's what Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason has to say about that; follow him on Twitter for gaming cheats and codes! Anyway, it turns out some people actually want VIDEO GAMES THESE DAYS to be worse than they already are, not to mention tormenting nostalgic gamers by grafting terrible modern 'innovations' onto classics. Experto Crede came up with this rude concept, and the SA Goons ruined everything like the ruiners they are. Enjoy!
Bog Chef
Everdraed
Stottie Kyek
Tramii
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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