Once again, the SA Forum Goons bring you a Goldmine theme that's been ripped from the headlines! By which, in this case, I mean "clipped from the photo underneath the headline and largely removed from its original context"! This guy already hates the Photoshop variations on this image that he's seen Israeli meme artists produce, but our U.S. readers probably haven't seen enough of them to start hating them yet. Now's your chance!
Here is the starter image that Venusian Weasel provided, as also seen in at least two of the links from the intro!
Bear Retrieval Unit
"This guy. This fuckin' guy. Nobody touches him or they gonna deal with me, capisce?"
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.