Once again, the SA Forum Goons bring you a Goldmine theme that's been ripped from the headlines! By which, in this case, I mean "clipped from the photo underneath the headline and largely removed from its original context"! This guy already hates the Photoshop variations on this image that he's seen Israeli meme artists produce, but our U.S. readers probably haven't seen enough of them to start hating them yet. Now's your chance!
Here is the starter image that Venusian Weasel provided, as also seen in at least two of the links from the intro!
Bear Retrieval Unit
"This guy. This fuckin' guy. Nobody touches him or they gonna deal with me, capisce?"
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.