Wow, can you imagine Wolverine playing a Nintendo Wii? Of course not, Wolverine is a fictional character and nobody still plays the Wii.
Finally, Yoda this balloon is. Feel free to read this caption aloud in the terrible Yoda accent that a lot of people think they can do, but end up sounding like a retarded Miss Piggy.
I'm sticking a pin into this article, and letting it float around the room while making a sound not unlike a long, drawn-out fart. That's all for this week, but big thanks go to TwystNeko for showcasing a wonderful talent, and small thanks to the rest of the forum goons who showed encouragement and offered a whole host of weird and wonderful ideas. Check out some more balloons in the original thread, right here. Next week's Goldmine will not be so inoffensive, and showing the contents of the article to your children will scar them, and possibly yourself, for life. Have a productive week and join me again next Tuesday!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.