Licking this frog won't get you high, but it will make a wet, squeaking sound.
I'm going to come out of my shell to tell you all how much I love this balloon snail!
If you like talking gay cartoon babies you will like this inflatable version of a talking gay cartoon baby called Stewie from hit TV show "The Family Guys".
This is a balloon Unicron, which should not be confused with a balloon unicorn, or both fans of Transformers and mythical horned creatures will look at you with contempt.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.