Licking this frog won't get you high, but it will make a wet, squeaking sound.

I'm going to come out of my shell to tell you all how much I love this balloon snail!

If you like talking gay cartoon babies you will like this inflatable version of a talking gay cartoon baby called Stewie from hit TV show "The Family Guys".

This is a balloon Unicron, which should not be confused with a balloon unicorn, or both fans of Transformers and mythical horned creatures will look at you with contempt.

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