Licking this frog won't get you high, but it will make a wet, squeaking sound.
I'm going to come out of my shell to tell you all how much I love this balloon snail!
If you like talking gay cartoon babies you will like this inflatable version of a talking gay cartoon baby called Stewie from hit TV show "The Family Guys".
This is a balloon Unicron, which should not be confused with a balloon unicorn, or both fans of Transformers and mythical horned creatures will look at you with contempt.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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