Licking this frog won't get you high, but it will make a wet, squeaking sound.
I'm going to come out of my shell to tell you all how much I love this balloon snail!
If you like talking gay cartoon babies you will like this inflatable version of a talking gay cartoon baby called Stewie from hit TV show "The Family Guys".
This is a balloon Unicron, which should not be confused with a balloon unicorn, or both fans of Transformers and mythical horned creatures will look at you with contempt.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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