Licking this frog won't get you high, but it will make a wet, squeaking sound.
I'm going to come out of my shell to tell you all how much I love this balloon snail!
If you like talking gay cartoon babies you will like this inflatable version of a talking gay cartoon baby called Stewie from hit TV show "The Family Guys".
This is a balloon Unicron, which should not be confused with a balloon unicorn, or both fans of Transformers and mythical horned creatures will look at you with contempt.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.