It's been more than five years since the SA Forum goons invaded a horrible online virtual dating game. Since Lowtax's original article, there have literally been thousands of newcomers to this website who were brought here by the amusing antics of our forum goons and their questionable flirting abilities. It's also an article that has been stolen many times and placed on lots of crappy comedy sites. Hoping to recapture the magic of the original endeavor, the SA goons targeted a similar flash dating game, known as the Ultimate Flirting Championship. Enjoy the first part of a series looking at some of the funniest answers that are sure to kill any romantic intentions. Also, this time all the images are watermarked, so if you plan to steal the content from this article, you'll at least need to open up MS Paint.
York_M_Chan found this game, so he gets the honor of going first. Take it away, forum goons!
Back of the Bus
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.