It's been more than five years since the SA Forum goons invaded a horrible online virtual dating game. Since Lowtax's original article, there have literally been thousands of newcomers to this website who were brought here by the amusing antics of our forum goons and their questionable flirting abilities. It's also an article that has been stolen many times and placed on lots of crappy comedy sites. Hoping to recapture the magic of the original endeavor, the SA goons targeted a similar flash dating game, known as the Ultimate Flirting Championship. Enjoy the first part of a series looking at some of the funniest answers that are sure to kill any romantic intentions. Also, this time all the images are watermarked, so if you plan to steal the content from this article, you'll at least need to open up MS Paint.
York_M_Chan found this game, so he gets the honor of going first. Take it away, forum goons!
Back of the Bus
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.