Extra_Thumbs just told me I was 'the weakest link' then winked at me!!
Heisanevilgenius but I love him, mom!
I Digg leftover.
limekle doesn't care about the fact that you want to dream about chocolate covered potato chips, he just wants to give you nightmares.
M4rg4r1ne had to check with his bible to make sure that selling Superbowl tickets on eBay wasn't a sin.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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