TommyFilth reached into his 16GB folder named "Demonic Kids Driving Cars" to share this effort with you.
I'm going to write an episode of the Twilight Zone starring Unkempt as a man who wins the lottery, only to find that it was the GHOST LOTTERY.
Xovaan caps things off with an image displaying the beauty of well-groomed facial hair.
It's time to bring an end to this Hogwarts-and-all edition of the Goldmine. Thanks to Trapezoid for helping out by supplying the images, and my appreciation also extends to the forum goons I keep chained up in my basement that were forced to work on drawings for this article. Next Tuesday I'll be back with another instalment of the most blasphemous feature on the internet. Don't forget to come back another time and check out the Comedy Goldmine: Where Atheism Lives.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.