It's time for Mofeta to bring some color into your life!

I'm no art expert, but I think the inspiration behind this drawing by muppet sex tips came from Argyle, the sassy limo driver in Die Hard.

paulie walnuts listens to the radio in the tub?????!!!!

"I can tell if a cat is pregnant simply by smelling it", proudly declares Rufo's Facebook profile.

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