Make an attempt at human nonchalance. We reccommend pursing your lips and forcing air between them, as the resulting sound will cause humans to ignore your actions.
I am unable to keep up this sound for very long.
To avoid human contact, search lower human armor for rectangular object known to the humans as iPod. Put strange buds into your ear and activate it. Doing so will effectively render you invisble to other humans, that or it allows you to ignore them. We know not which.
"iPod" not found.
Escape down the street and sing a jaunty Xxanthian tune. QUIETLY.
Xxanthians, Xxanthians, Xxanthians are we.
We'll crush your world, it will cease to be!
Is that another Xxanthian? You won't know if you don't ask!
The human does not respond to my question. It asks for "spare change".
Bring the body of the other human, as a gift to this human. Surely this gift will flatter him, and he will become your guide through this foreign world.
The human seems pleased.
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