Tell him, "Take me to Microsoft and this will be yours to keep."
The human claims Microsoft is "downtown". It comments on my lack of "shoes" and offers his foot armor to me.
It also claims the other human posesses a "nice ass". "Nice ass" noted as human compliment.
Go down the stairs
It appears I have entered a subterranean lair.
Funky HotDog posted:
Ask the gray-haired creature if he wishes to establish a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Offer him some pamphlets.
The human says it is "not interested".
black sheep posted:
His hat is his source of power. You must take it for further analysis. If you don't, he will defeat you.
It demands the return of its hat.
You should settle the dispute like honorable men. Challenge the human to a duel.
Reporting extreme pain in ocular organs.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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