Tell him, "Take me to Microsoft and this will be yours to keep."
The human claims Microsoft is "downtown". It comments on my lack of "shoes" and offers his foot armor to me.
It also claims the other human posesses a "nice ass". "Nice ass" noted as human compliment.
Go down the stairs
It appears I have entered a subterranean lair.
Funky HotDog posted:
Ask the gray-haired creature if he wishes to establish a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Offer him some pamphlets.
The human says it is "not interested".
black sheep posted:
His hat is his source of power. You must take it for further analysis. If you don't, he will defeat you.
It demands the return of its hat.
You should settle the dispute like honorable men. Challenge the human to a duel.
Reporting extreme pain in ocular organs.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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