Flattery is your only way out of this. "Nice ass", and quickly.
You might want to arm yourself at the same time though, just in case.
Careful. Research shows that this human is in possession of a "brief case," a storage device that can easily be converted into a weapon.
Human has fled while shouting "monster". It has dropped a "brief case".
The human club is quite powerful.
Well done, disarm your weapon again and pick up this..."brief case" its contents may help you later.
"Brief case" obtained.
Warning! Large metallic vehicle has approached and opened its doors. I am going inside.
I have entered the large metallic vehicle and it is moving at a high rate of speed in the direction of "downtown".
Perform a dance on the pole.
take that communication device from the human and use it to contact microsoft.
"Come in Microsoft."
"Jerry? Is that you?"
How do I reply?
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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