He must mean the small furry creature.
It inquires what "the fuck" I am holding.
The creature name must be a "Fuck", offer it to him. Push it under his nose and say "Fuck, you!"
Reporting abdominal pain.
Use "Fuck" to plug hole in stomach.
"Fuck" inserted into hole.
Return knife to the other guys abdomen.
Remove his armor and put it on. You may be able to attract other eathlings with the same color armor.
Alert! There is a bright yellow vehicle approaching!
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