He must mean the small furry creature.
It inquires what "the fuck" I am holding.
The creature name must be a "Fuck", offer it to him. Push it under his nose and say "Fuck, you!"
Reporting abdominal pain.
Use "Fuck" to plug hole in stomach.
"Fuck" inserted into hole.
Return knife to the other guys abdomen.
Remove his armor and put it on. You may be able to attract other eathlings with the same color armor.
Alert! There is a bright yellow vehicle approaching!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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