He must mean the small furry creature.
It inquires what "the fuck" I am holding.
The creature name must be a "Fuck", offer it to him. Push it under his nose and say "Fuck, you!"
Reporting abdominal pain.
Use "Fuck" to plug hole in stomach.
"Fuck" inserted into hole.
Return knife to the other guys abdomen.
Remove his armor and put it on. You may be able to attract other eathlings with the same color armor.
Alert! There is a bright yellow vehicle approaching!
And this is where we must leave our hero. Will the Xxathaxians' evil plan to take over the world succeed? Or will Bill Gates' drones be able to resist the charms of an impromptu compliment from a stranger, no matter how fine they think they look in a thong? Tune in in a fortnight to see what Forums Goon Oplem and the rest of the forums have cooked up!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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