extraneousXTs posted:

He must mean the small furry creature.

It inquires what "the fuck" I am holding.

FractionMan posted:

The creature name must be a "Fuck", offer it to him. Push it under his nose and say "Fuck, you!"

Reporting abdominal pain.

dangerz posted:

Use "Fuck" to plug hole in stomach.

"Fuck" inserted into hole.

whiskas posted:

Return knife to the other guys abdomen.

"Nice ass!"

Knife returned.

Du5k posted:

Remove his armor and put it on. You may be able to attract other eathlings with the same color armor.

Armor equipped.

Alert! There is a bright yellow vehicle approaching!

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