c spacemountain has a scrotal sack that squeaks and dogs chase him around and squeak his balls all day long.
Stabitha is also the name of my mom's death metal band.
Jesun is the James Bond of Starbucks preferred customers.
NoCoolOnesLeft wouldn't warm up to a gun-grabbing liberal if they were cremated together.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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