AWarmBody

There are Dating Guidelines for both guys and girls. Girls' side first.

Even kissing has an air of shame to it.

Here is the "guidelines for him" section.

Awesome Welles

"Think of your relationship as a threesome with Christ at the center."

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2017 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.