JohnThermos is still suffering from TRANSFORMANIA! (Please note that this is not a Romanian village.)
When told that "Love continues beyond the grave" by his spam, Kelp Plankton was thinking more George A. Romero than Juliet and Romeo.
Linkbott's facial hair is modelled on Mike Haggar from Final Fight. I guess that also explains why he doesn't wear a shirt and prefers to hold up his pants with a belt over his shoulder.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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