JohnThermos is still suffering from TRANSFORMANIA! (Please note that this is not a Romanian village.)
When told that "Love continues beyond the grave" by his spam, Kelp Plankton was thinking more George A. Romero than Juliet and Romeo.
Linkbott's facial hair is modelled on Mike Haggar from Final Fight. I guess that also explains why he doesn't wear a shirt and prefers to hold up his pants with a belt over his shoulder.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.