Finally, zee is zae confirms that all we really need to be happy are kittens, before adding a new word to your vocabulary.
Time has gotten the better of us, and this week's Comedy Goldmine must draw to a close. Thanks again to PipeRifle and all of the goons that contributed to this article by using their artistic talents to bring new life to the world of junk email. Next week's feature will be a mystical and whimsical adventure, due to the fact that I don't know what to do yet. Use the next seven days to prepare yourself for another trip down Goldmine lane, before joining me here next Tuesday!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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