Finally, zee is zae confirms that all we really need to be happy are kittens, before adding a new word to your vocabulary.
Time has gotten the better of us, and this week's Comedy Goldmine must draw to a close. Thanks again to PipeRifle and all of the goons that contributed to this article by using their artistic talents to bring new life to the world of junk email. Next week's feature will be a mystical and whimsical adventure, due to the fact that I don't know what to do yet. Use the next seven days to prepare yourself for another trip down Goldmine lane, before joining me here next Tuesday!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.