Finally, zee is zae confirms that all we really need to be happy are kittens, before adding a new word to your vocabulary.
Time has gotten the better of us, and this week's Comedy Goldmine must draw to a close. Thanks again to PipeRifle and all of the goons that contributed to this article by using their artistic talents to bring new life to the world of junk email. Next week's feature will be a mystical and whimsical adventure, due to the fact that I don't know what to do yet. Use the next seven days to prepare yourself for another trip down Goldmine lane, before joining me here next Tuesday!
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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