expensive jeans is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
If you're ever faced with the scenario shown in Implosion Factory's contribution, your only chance to survive is if Hong Kong Phooey jumps out of the filing cabinet and saves your ass.
iwantmyisland doesn't do hands or feet, just enlarged phalluses and decapitation.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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