expensive jeans is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
If you're ever faced with the scenario shown in Implosion Factory's contribution, your only chance to survive is if Hong Kong Phooey jumps out of the filing cabinet and saves your ass.
iwantmyisland doesn't do hands or feet, just enlarged phalluses and decapitation.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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