expensive jeans is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
If you're ever faced with the scenario shown in Implosion Factory's contribution, your only chance to survive is if Hong Kong Phooey jumps out of the filing cabinet and saves your ass.
iwantmyisland doesn't do hands or feet, just enlarged phalluses and decapitation.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.