expensive jeans is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one.


If you're ever faced with the scenario shown in Implosion Factory's contribution, your only chance to survive is if Hong Kong Phooey jumps out of the filing cabinet and saves your ass.


iwantmyisland doesn't do hands or feet, just enlarged phalluses and decapitation.



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