Northwest Furry Productions, submitted by . Looking for a goofy outfit to impress and sexually stimulate your furry-lovin' pal? Look no further! Northwest Furry Productions has the added bonus of not only turning on people attracted to speaking raccoons, but making the rest of us laugh our asses off at how completely ludicrous the entire "furry role-playing" fetish is. I realize I'm not being too sensitive here, but the entire furry phenomenon is, as the Surgeon General put it, "stupid."
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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