Northwest Furry Productions, submitted by . Looking for a goofy outfit to impress and sexually stimulate your furry-lovin' pal? Look no further! Northwest Furry Productions has the added bonus of not only turning on people attracted to speaking raccoons, but making the rest of us laugh our asses off at how completely ludicrous the entire "furry role-playing" fetish is. I realize I'm not being too sensitive here, but the entire furry phenomenon is, as the Surgeon General put it, "stupid."
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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