Northwest Furry Productions, submitted by . Looking for a goofy outfit to impress and sexually stimulate your furry-lovin' pal? Look no further! Northwest Furry Productions has the added bonus of not only turning on people attracted to speaking raccoons, but making the rest of us laugh our asses off at how completely ludicrous the entire "furry role-playing" fetish is. I realize I'm not being too sensitive here, but the entire furry phenomenon is, as the Surgeon General put it, "stupid."
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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