Northwest Furry Productions, submitted by . Looking for a goofy outfit to impress and sexually stimulate your furry-lovin' pal? Look no further! Northwest Furry Productions has the added bonus of not only turning on people attracted to speaking raccoons, but making the rest of us laugh our asses off at how completely ludicrous the entire "furry role-playing" fetish is. I realize I'm not being too sensitive here, but the entire furry phenomenon is, as the Surgeon General put it, "stupid."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.