Remember the Offensive Bumper Stickers theme? Hmm, probably not; looks like that one never quite made it to Goldmine or Phriday. As I recall, it was offensive and featured bumper stickers, so it delivered what it promised, but it still came up short somehow. So the SA Forum Goons decided to try it again with "Bumper Stickers You Would Actually Want." I found some of those pretty offensive as well, but only in the "that joke is offensively lazy and unfunny, like every real-life bumper sticker I've ever seen" kind of way. I kept all the good ones; here they are!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.