Remember the Offensive Bumper Stickers theme? Hmm, probably not; looks like that one never quite made it to Goldmine or Phriday. As I recall, it was offensive and featured bumper stickers, so it delivered what it promised, but it still came up short somehow. So the SA Forum Goons decided to try it again with "Bumper Stickers You Would Actually Want." I found some of those pretty offensive as well, but only in the "that joke is offensively lazy and unfunny, like every real-life bumper sticker I've ever seen" kind of way. I kept all the good ones; here they are!
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.