Forums ingenue Jr. started a thread to inform her fellow SA Goons about a program called ScribblerToo. They were skeptical, as they always are whenever anyone tells them something is good or beneficial, whether it's an upcoming video game or an antioxidant-rich tropical fruit. (Initial naysayer ripped0ff's screen name reflects his distrustful worldview.) But she had a strong pitch -- "amazing images despite minimal, horrible input!" -- and eventually the cynics stopped griping and started scribbling, or rather they kept griping, but started scribbling, too.

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