Janet's Titanic Page!, submitted by me. Oh boy, a fun "Titanic" Fan Page! Not that "Titanic" is in any way related to my Flash movie, mind you.
About me: I am a huge fan of TITANIC and have seen countless times at the theater and on video combined. This is my 1st web page creation and I have dedicated it to Titanic! Come in and make it count!!
About me: I am not a fan of YOU and have seen you countless times at the brothel and on the combination washerdryer machines at the Laundromat. I can tell this is your 1st web page creation and I am dedicated to making it your last! Go outside and make out with Count Chocula!
This site has it all, fan fiction, pictures, and pages upon pages of awards she's somehow managed to win. You'll notice that Something Awful doesn't have any pages that proudly display the various commendations we've received, possibly because this page is a garbage can rolling down a cliff into a landfill that is being moved by a glacier into the ocean.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.