tanglewood1420

Expertly designed to instantly take out the most dangerous person in the vicinity.


El-Bonko

You're overthinking it.



Bold Robot

User beware.

Noni

I like this idea...


Tea Party Crasher

Imagine this scenario: Your buddy is making freedom-haters drop left and right, but he's run out of ammo. You are at least sixteen feet from each other, so you can't just hand another magazine to him. That's when you use the Ammonator, and shoot it to him.


Rhinoceraptor

By the time you find the right trigger, the police have arrived and are arresting you! Gun control solved!


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