Expertly designed to instantly take out the most dangerous person in the vicinity.
You're overthinking it.
I like this idea...
Tea Party Crasher
Imagine this scenario: Your buddy is making freedom-haters drop left and right, but he's run out of ammo. You are at least sixteen feet from each other, so you can't just hand another magazine to him. That's when you use the Ammonator, and shoot it to him.
By the time you find the right trigger, the police have arrived and are arresting you! Gun control solved!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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