Expertly designed to instantly take out the most dangerous person in the vicinity.
You're overthinking it.
I like this idea...
Tea Party Crasher
Imagine this scenario: Your buddy is making freedom-haters drop left and right, but he's run out of ammo. You are at least sixteen feet from each other, so you can't just hand another magazine to him. That's when you use the Ammonator, and shoot it to him.
By the time you find the right trigger, the police have arrived and are arresting you! Gun control solved!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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