Expertly designed to instantly take out the most dangerous person in the vicinity.
You're overthinking it.
I like this idea...
Tea Party Crasher
Imagine this scenario: Your buddy is making freedom-haters drop left and right, but he's run out of ammo. You are at least sixteen feet from each other, so you can't just hand another magazine to him. That's when you use the Ammonator, and shoot it to him.
By the time you find the right trigger, the police have arrived and are arresting you! Gun control solved!
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.