As a wise old Simpsons sight gag proclaimed, "Brevity ... is wit!" On a related note, no one wants to hear rambling descriptions of your drunken escapades! Efficient and considerate, the SA Goons condensed their wildest nights into blurbs that leave much to the imagination. Feel the sexy intrigue!
Public urination at funeral
Send To: All Users
$500 - elevator cleaning fine
Trespassing into cookie factory
Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer
These handcuffs are tight.
Hey ya'll, watch this!
Now I'm a mom
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.