As a wise old Simpsons sight gag proclaimed, "Brevity ... is wit!" On a related note, no one wants to hear rambling descriptions of your drunken escapades! Efficient and considerate, the SA Goons condensed their wildest nights into blurbs that leave much to the imagination. Feel the sexy intrigue!
Public urination at funeral
Send To: All Users
$500 - elevator cleaning fine
Trespassing into cookie factory
Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer
These handcuffs are tight.
Hey ya'll, watch this!
Now I'm a mom
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.