As a wise old Simpsons sight gag proclaimed, "Brevity ... is wit!" On a related note, no one wants to hear rambling descriptions of your drunken escapades! Efficient and considerate, the SA Goons condensed their wildest nights into blurbs that leave much to the imagination. Feel the sexy intrigue!

AstroZamboni

Public urination at funeral

Supreme Allah

Send To: All Users

phazer

$500 - elevator cleaning fine

Von Pluring

Trespassing into cookie factory

Tubgirl Cosplay

Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer

ThaGrandCow

These handcuffs are tight.

Five Hole

Hey ya'll, watch this!

Awesome Kristin

Now I'm a mom

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