As a wise old Simpsons sight gag proclaimed, "Brevity ... is wit!" On a related note, no one wants to hear rambling descriptions of your drunken escapades! Efficient and considerate, the SA Goons condensed their wildest nights into blurbs that leave much to the imagination. Feel the sexy intrigue!
Public urination at funeral
Send To: All Users
$500 - elevator cleaning fine
Trespassing into cookie factory
Shotgun, crowbar, hello officer
These handcuffs are tight.
Hey ya'll, watch this!
Now I'm a mom
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.