Forums poster and unsettling-humanoid-face connoisseur YerAuraBoresMeAlice recently found a mannequin head/torso at a yard sale. The $5 price was too rich for his blood, but being a savvy opportunist, he took a picture of "this lovely lass" and used it to yield a priceless bounty of freakish Photoshops from the SA Goons at no cost to himself! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Here is that yard-sale find, billed as "The Girl of Your Dreams ... only $5!" (Not the creepy part yet!)
The first round of suggestions were on the house, courtesy of YerAuraBoresMeAlice.
Already, some people are probably scared. Third eyes, snakes, mannequins, plants - these things have all been in horror movies! But Grei Skuring pushed this theme to the next level of disturbing!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.