100 minutes later:
Kebab stick removal, now everything inside is totally edible:
And that's it, meat house complete:
12 rashers of bacon
1kg of sausage meat
2/3 a packet of bread crumbs
= 5870 calories...
6 of us managed to complete about 75% of it in one sitting.
It's clear to see that easyjo is a true inspiration for any wannabe meat-gurus out there. But his work is not done yet! Recently, he finished work on the sequel to his Meat House, known as the Meat Ship, which you can check out here. Let's hope there are more projects to come in future from our Prince of Pork.
Anyway, that's all for the Comedy Goldmine this week. Special thanks go to forum goons Honk and easyjo for sacrificing their health for our amusement. If I'm not lynched by the International Vegetarian Union before next Tuesday, I'll be back in a week to clog your arteries with more comedy.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.