After cooking, the labels fell off.
Then, after the can farted on my hand while opening, you finally see:
It's a dry bun and I even opened it on the right side!
It really looks tasty and it doesn't smell like dog food!
What does it looks like inside?
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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