After cooking, the labels fell off.
Then, after the can farted on my hand while opening, you finally see:
It's a dry bun and I even opened it on the right side!
It really looks tasty and it doesn't smell like dog food!
What does it looks like inside?
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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