And go!


It tastes... not so good. Very bland, kind of like pre-made tomato sauce and a bitter aftertaste. The lower bun got kinda soggy, which really lowered the overall experience.


Inside view again:


And done:


What a guy. He even cleaned his plate, so he's allowed dessert. Unfortunately, the dessert is canned ice cream and will take up to 15 minutes to boil. But beef-ore you even think of leaving, click the link below, as the fun continues over the page!

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