There's no room for ambiguity with that headline, no chance of pulling the old bait-and-switch by pretending the SA Goons became mature and sophisticated with the dawn of the new year only to bombard you with butts. So here's the straightforward story: BaconButts (front-page fixture BaconBits, rechristened for obvious reasons) asked his forums peers to put butts on things. And they immediately did so, other than one dude who asked "why?" and was rightfully probated. Keep in mind this isn't a gag title; if you scroll down the page, you will see butts. Ask yourself "am I currently situated in a butt-gazing-friendly environment?" and proceed only if appropriate!
Quantum of Phallus
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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