There's no room for ambiguity with that headline, no chance of pulling the old bait-and-switch by pretending the SA Goons became mature and sophisticated with the dawn of the new year only to bombard you with butts. So here's the straightforward story: BaconButts (front-page fixture BaconBits, rechristened for obvious reasons) asked his forums peers to put butts on things. And they immediately did so, other than one dude who asked "why?" and was rightfully probated. Keep in mind this isn't a gag title; if you scroll down the page, you will see butts. Ask yourself "am I currently situated in a butt-gazing-friendly environment?" and proceed only if appropriate!
Quantum of Phallus
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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