There's no room for ambiguity with that headline, no chance of pulling the old bait-and-switch by pretending the SA Goons became mature and sophisticated with the dawn of the new year only to bombard you with butts. So here's the straightforward story: BaconButts (front-page fixture BaconBits, rechristened for obvious reasons) asked his forums peers to put butts on things. And they immediately did so, other than one dude who asked "why?" and was rightfully probated. Keep in mind this isn't a gag title; if you scroll down the page, you will see butts. Ask yourself "am I currently situated in a butt-gazing-friendly environment?" and proceed only if appropriate!
Quantum of Phallus
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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