Welp, did the best I could with what I had around the house. Luckily when my mom asked "why do you need tape" and I responded with "well, there's this SA mod challenge involving a mermaid costume..." all she said was "Take the damn tape, bring it back, and show me the picture if you win."
(A debate regarding the "blunts" modeled by Kit Walker and Lolitas Alright! ensues. TheJoker138 sets us straight.)
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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