Welp, did the best I could with what I had around the house. Luckily when my mom asked "why do you need tape" and I responded with "well, there's this SA mod challenge involving a mermaid costume..." all she said was "Take the damn tape, bring it back, and show me the picture if you win."
(A debate regarding the "blunts" modeled by Kit Walker and Lolitas Alright! ensues. TheJoker138 sets us straight.)
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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