Welp, did the best I could with what I had around the house. Luckily when my mom asked "why do you need tape" and I responded with "well, there's this SA mod challenge involving a mermaid costume..." all she said was "Take the damn tape, bring it back, and show me the picture if you win."
(A debate regarding the "blunts" modeled by Kit Walker and Lolitas Alright! ensues. TheJoker138 sets us straight.)
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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