Welp, did the best I could with what I had around the house. Luckily when my mom asked "why do you need tape" and I responded with "well, there's this SA mod challenge involving a mermaid costume..." all she said was "Take the damn tape, bring it back, and show me the picture if you win."
(A debate regarding the "blunts" modeled by Kit Walker and Lolitas Alright! ensues. TheJoker138 sets us straight.)
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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